BANANA SUIT BONEHEAD PLEADS NOT GUILTY

Nothing for nothing, if drinking ends up putting you in a kid’s banana suit and sending you off to do doughnuts in your car while screaming “White Power!”, exposing yourself and brandishing a shotgun, a straight-edge life is for you! This is an update on a story about a guy that just might have set that whole White superiority thing back a notch or two. Soon-to-be-former Marine Reservist Carlton Kohnert was in court in Washington State the other day where he pled not guilty to the above, and they set a trial date for Oct. 21. We are hoping he is found guilty and made to work at a bar where all he is allowed to make are virgin bananna daquiris. It’s  only fair.

peninsuladailynews.com

PORT ANGELES — A Sequim man accused of exposing himself and brandishing a shotgun on Aug. 17 while clad in a banana costume has pleaded not guilty.

Carlton J. Kohnert, 21, is scheduled for an Oct. 21 trial in Clallam County District Court on three counts of unlawful display of a weapon, two counts of indecent exposure and one count of reckless endangerment.

Clallam County Sheriff’s deputies say he committed the alleged crimes wearing a full banana costume during a bizarre joy ride that led to his arrest on Old Olympic Highway between Port Angeles and Sequim.

He appeared in Clallam County District Court on Friday dressed in a long-sleeved green and blue striped shirt and blue jeans.

‘Facts . . . unusual’

“The facts of this case are extremely unusual,” said Clallam County Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Lew Schrawyer, who amended Kohnert’s charges before the arraignment.

A combination of the banana suit, Kohnert’s actions in Port Angeles and the shotgun made the case stand out, the prosecutor said.

“I’ve been doing this for 29 years, and this is pretty close to the top of my list,” Schrawyer said.

Kohnert, who is a Marine Reservist, allegedly exposed himself to a woman at the Port Angeles Wendy’s restaurant.

Original charges cited a 36-year-old and a 4-year-old who had seen him exposing himself through the car window.

Sheriff’s Office account

The Clallam County Sheriff’s Office gave this account:

Kohnert was riding in a Dodge Stratus with Anthony M. Maybury, 21, also of Sequim, and an 18-year-old woman.

After leaving Wendy’s, they went to Saar’s Market just east of Port Angeles, where they were seen doing burnouts in the parking lot.

From there they drove to Four Seasons Ranch — a housing development on Morse Creek — where Kohnert got out, brandished a shotgun and began yelling.

According to police, Kohnert yelled, “white power.”

State Patrol troopers and Clallam County sheriff’s deputies followed the car onto Old Olympic Highway, where another deputy was driving from the east.

Still wearing the banana costume, Kohnert got out of the car holding a shotgun. Deputies said he dropped the weapon when ordered to put it down.

Three of Kohnert’s original reckless engagement charges were changed to unlawful display of a weapon Friday because the shotgun was not loaded.

The defense did not object to the amended charges. Kohnert is being represented by the Clallam Public Defender’s Office.

“Reckless endangerment requires that I prove a substantial risk of death or serious physical injury,” Schrawyer said.

“When the officers finally got their hands on the weapon, it was unloaded.”

Reckless endangerment

The remaining count of reckless endangerment stems from the danger that Kohnert’s alleged actions posed to his passengers.

The arrest was classified as a “felony takedown,” meaning Kohnert would have been shot had he not dropped the gun.

Maybury and the young woman were in the crossfire, prompting the charge of reckless endangerment, Schrawyer said.

One count of indecent exposure was dropped, to be filed in Superior Court at a later date, court records show.

Clallam County District Court Judge Rick Porter on Friday set a readiness hearing for Kohnert on Oct. 5 at 1:30 p.m.

Porter also granted Schrawyer’s motion for a no-contact order between Kohnert and all of the alleged victims.

Kohnert posted $5,000 bail and was released one day after his arrest.

Among his conditions of release, Kohnert is not allowed to possess or own a firearm.

Not guilty pleas

Also on Friday, Maybury pleaded not guilty to unlawful display of a weapon for displaying the shotgun during the incident.

Maybury posted $250 bail shortly after his arrest. His next court date is Oct. 5.

Clallam County Sheriff’s deputies declined to identify the 18-year-old woman who was in the car with Kohnert and Maybury because she was not arrested, nor is she thought to be involved in any crimes.

Sheriff’s Sgt. Randy Pieper has said the Kohnert was drinking on the day of his arrest, and that he couldn’t explain why he was in the Halloween costume.

Deputies seized the banana suit, described as a child’ Halloween costume, and placed it into evidence.