FORMER NEW MEXICO GOV. ANNOUNCES RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Gary Johnson, the former two-term New Mexico Governor seen here with two ladies – the one on the left being our favorite teabagging neo-Nazi Amy Strawser Strong – has announced today that he is running for the GOP nomination for President. We are starting to wonder if President Obama is secretly running the Republican Party because it is doubtful one could find a more pathetic lot than the ones who are flirting to be that party’s Presidential hopeful. Well, at the very least we can start getting some of these clowns to explain why they cavort with neo-Nazis like Amy here. God, can you imagine the comedy during the general election campaign, particularly the convention speeches and the debates, if one of the more established clowns like this actually snags the nomination?

Associated Press

CONCORD, N.H. — Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson has announced his presidential campaign in New Hampshire, and the Republican says he has the resume needed to lead the country.

Johnson served as governor from 1995 through 2003. Before that, he started a one-person fix-it business that grew to 1,000 employees. He says he can fix the nation by asking two simple questions: What are we spending our money on? And what are we getting in return?

Johnson made his announcement Thursday morning outside the Statehouse, where his staff had to hold onto a large sign positioned behind him to keep it from blowing away in a strong wind. He’ll likely face worse weather Saturday when he skis Tuckerman Ravine on New Hampshire’s Mount Washington, known for its deep snow and high wind.