OH, SO NOW HERMAIN CAIN SAYS HIS BORDER FENCE JOKE WASN'T A JOKE? C'MON, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Look people, Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain has not been to the states that kick off the primaries in months. It should be obvious that the man is not running for President, but on a damn book tour promoting his new tome. When everything that comes out of your mouth is guarenteed to piss people off, we as a people need to reasses what it is you’re doing. Right-wingers have found a way to make lots and lots of dough by saying outlandish, offensive and just plain stupid things that will set decent people off enough to react, all but ensuring that other conservatives will take notice of the “buzz” they are getting and throw money their way. That particular racket is even more insulting than the original remarks that are made. In Herman Cain’s case, he is up against a bit of competition during the presidential campaign – because they are looking for that dough too – so it causes him to go back and forth on what he says because they are trying to out-bigot him. So as he first defends his remarks about building an electrified fence on the border, then says it’s a jokes and America needs to lighten up, and THEN say he meant every word, remember he is more or less padding his wallet – not to mention a resume, nothing more. By the end of the week, he will say something else stupid and we will be talking about that too.

CBS News

PHOENIX – After first apologizing for suggesting an electric fence along the border, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain told reporters here Monday that he still thinks it’s a good idea for controlling illegal immigration.

“I’m not walking away from that,” he said.

Cain has spent the last several days explaining a controversial comment about building an electrified fence along the U.S. – Mexico border that he said could kill people trying to enter the country illegally. On Sunday, he said his comments were “a joke.” But talking to reporters here after a meeting here with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who has made a national reputation for cracking down on illegal immigrants, Cain reversed course.

Initially Cain apologied when told his remarks had upset some in the state. “Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa,” he said, using the Latin formula for expressing contrition. But when a reporter challenged his description of his comments, saying he didn’t seem to be telling a joke, the retired pizza executive acknowledged: “You’re right.” He said he still believes in the need for a border fence “and it might be electrified.”

About 45 minutes late for his meeting with Arpaio because of “harassment,” that caused the sheriff’s office to deploy an escort, Cain would not discuss the details.

“We received some information that caused us to improve our security on the way over here and I would like to just leave it at that,” Cain told reporters. “When you become a top tier candidate, a lot of nuts come out of the closet. That’s basically what it is.”

Cain wasn’t the only Republican presidential candidate in Arizona – host of one of the early primary contests – talking immigration here on Monday. Earlier in the day, Michele Bachmann met with Arizona lawmakers and law enforcement officials to discuss border security. Afterwards, she accused both Cain and Texas Gov. Rick Perry of not being tough enough on the issue.

Without mentioning him by name, Bachmann referenced a controversial statement Governor Perry previously made in which he called a border fence “idiocy.”

“I wouldn’t call completing the fence ‘idiocy,’ as has been done in the recent presidential conversations,” Bachmann said. “It is important that we actually do complete the fence in every portion.”

And she pounced on Cain’s suggestions that he had been making a joke about an electrified border fence.

“I also want to say that this is no laughing matter, the border fence,” Bachmann said. We’ve seen jokes made by presidential candidates about the fence.”

Bachmann has been a staunch supporter of building a fence along the entire border between the United States and Mexico, and on Saturday she became the first presidential candidate to sign “The Pledge,” a declaration of support for the construction of a border fence created by the national advocacy group, Americans for Securing the Border.

Cain, campaigning last week in Tennessee, said he wanted to build an electric fence along the border that would kill those trying to climb it to enter the country illegally. When pressed on the comment Sunday by NBC’s David Gregory on Meet the Press, the former Godfather’s CEO said of the comment, “That’s a joke.”

But Bachmann wasn’t laughing.

“That was a joke and this is no laughing matter,” she told reporters when asked about Cain’s comment. “It’s important that we take this issue very seriously in dealing with the fence, as all of the individuals in front of me are doing, they’re dealing with it very capably and very seriously.”